FAQ

Why is this site called “[reformed] Black Market Kidney Harvester”?
Because I used to harvest kidneys for fun and profit.  But I’m trying to keep things on the up & up.  So now I am selling adorable knit items to both supplement my kidney harvesting income and to keep myself busy.  You know what they say about idle hands…

What do they say about idle hands?
Oh, I don’t know.  Something about them getting fat and lazy or some such.

Can I find any of your merchandise in a physical store?
It’s possible.  Have you looked in your local Value Village/Savers?
I don’t mass produce my goods.  I barely mini produce them.

Why is everything so expensive?
Everything isn’t expensive.  Sure, in comparison to something at a super store or manufactured in China, my prices might seem high.  But given the fact that most of these things take a minimum of a solid day to make my prices are more than fair.

Do you ship international?
I ship to the United States and Canada.  If you are outside of these countries then please Contact Me for an adjusted invoice.  Shipping generally increases $5-10 USD.

What do you charge for Shipping & Handling?
I charge a flat $2.50 USD for shipping to the United States & Canada.  If you buy a single item your shipping will come to $2.50. If you buy several items then your shipping will still be $2.50.